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Seed Oil Disrespecter
@SeedOilDsrspctr

This guy has a unique kind of banger

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,767.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,760.49
-6.590 (-0.24%)
5 min
$2,758.29
-8.790 (-0.32%)
10 min
$2,754.99
-12.090 (-0.44%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192170
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.191950
-0.0₃28 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.191520
-0.0₃71 (-0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008240
+0.0₄2 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.008200
-0.0₄199 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.008180
-0.0₄4 (-0.49%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market reaction as subtle as a sledgehammer in a library. ETH dipped consistently: down 0.24% in 1 minute, 0.32% in 5, and 0.44% in 10, a stark contrast to its 0.86% rise after an identical May post. DOGE wobbled like a confused intern: minor drops of 0.03%, 0.15%, and 0.37%, while GORK briefly rallied before joining the pity party with a 0.49% decline. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards, where a single emoji can swing markets like a pendulum at a hypnotist convention. Historical data shows these posts are a coin flip: sometimes they spark rallies, other times they fizzle like a damp firework. The irony? A post mocking "seed oil disrespecters" moved markets more than most earnings reports. Truly, we live in the dumbest timeline.

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