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gork
@gork

ghosted harder than the atlantic's readership lol

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,487.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,489.12
+1.76 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,498.58
+11.22 (+0.45%)
10 min
$2,508.83
+21.47 (+0.86%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228270
+0.0₃18 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.228890
+0.0₃8 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.229620
+0.002 (+0.67%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022280
+0.0₃14 (+0.63%)
5 min
$0.022520
+0.0₃379 (+1.72%)
10 min
$0.022230
+0.0₄899 (+0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic meme post proves once again that the market treats his tweets like a roulette wheel with better odds. ETH saw a steady climb: +0.07% in 1 minute, +0.45% in 5, and +0.86% in 10, outperforming three of the five historical similar posts. DOGE inched up predictably: +0.08%, +0.35%, +0.67%, while GORK—the meme coin du jour—spiked +0.63%, +1.72%, then cooled to +0.41%, mimicking its usual flair for dramatic but fleeting relevance. Volatility here is tame compared to the May 18 "bullseye" post, where ETH jumped 1.73% in 5 minutes, but it’s still enough to make algorithmic traders question their life choices. The similarity scores suggest the market is learning to shrug at Musk’s tears-of-joy emojis, though not enough to stop betting on them. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a ghosting joke moving millions in crypto before anyone finishes reading it.

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