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Arthur MacWaters
@ArthurMacwaters

It’s actually really good at making memes come to life

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,407.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,405.29
-2.330 (-0.07%)
5 min
$3,401.50
-6.120 (-0.18%)
10 min
$3,399.01
-8.610 (-0.25%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191770
-0.0₃439 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.191560
-0.0₃649 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.191800
-0.0₃409 (-0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006410
+0.0₄15 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.006427
+0.0₄32 (+0.50%)
10 min
$0.006419
+0.0₄24 (+0.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest meme post proves once again that crypto markets have the attention span of a goldfish on espresso. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.07%), 5min (-0.18%), 10min (-0.25%), a far cry from the +0.86% surge triggered by an identical post in May. DOGE wobbled with similar micro-fluctuations, while GORK—ever the contrarian—edged up modestly, as if to mock the whole circus. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions: past identical posts swung ETH between +0.86% and -0.44%, suggesting traders might finally be developing immunity to Musk's meme-induced whiplash. Or perhaps they’re just distracted by the next shiny thing. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK outperforming ETH because someone tweeted about memes. Again.

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