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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,990.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,996.30
+5.60 (+0.14%)
5 min
$4,002.42
+11.72 (+0.29%)
10 min
$4,001.03
+10.33 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199740
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.200370
+0.0₃729 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.200200
+0.0₃559 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008065
-0.0₄23 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.008077
-0.0₄109 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.008020
-0.0₄68 (-0.84%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a single emoji can move billions in digital assets, though the effect is as predictable as a coin flip. The new post triggered a modest but immediate rally: ETH gained 0.14% in one minute, accelerating to 0.29% after five, while DOGE saw a tepid 0.05% to 0.37% climb. GORK, however, defied the trend with a slight decline, down 0.84% after ten minutes. This volatility is entirely on-brand, as historical data for posts with a 73.4% similarity score shows wildly inconsistent outcomes: ETH reactions have ranged from a 0.32% surge to a 0.49% plunge, DOGE often wavers near zero, and GORK's performance is a veritable lottery. It seems the market treats Musk's crypto commentary like a Rorschach test: everyone sees a pattern, but the only consistent finding is the inkblot itself.

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