Starlink

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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt

Starlink Mini Review: "I’ve written skeptically about Starlink in the past, but as I sat on top of a mountain in the North Cascades watching live NFL games in HD, I couldn’t help but grin; I ran some more real-world tests. The Starlink Mini passed all of them beautifully. I

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,101.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,106.38
+5.32 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,110.41
+9.35 (+0.23%)
10 min
$4,111.65
+10.59 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206550
+0.0₃38 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.206630
+0.0₃46 (+0.22%)
10 min
$0.206090
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008620
-0.0₅3 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.008553
-0.0₄7 (-0.81%)
10 min
$0.008560
-0.0₄63 (-0.73%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink praise once again proves that crypto markets are the most attentive product reviewers. ETH saw a modest but sustained climb: up 0.13% in one minute, 0.23% in five, and 0.26% in ten, showing a more pronounced positive trajectory compared to the tepid 0.10% gain after a similar August post. DOGE and GORK, however, were utterly unmoved by the mountain-top NFL streams, with DOGE's initial tiny bump fading to a flatline and GORK dipping slightly, a stark contrast to the meme coin's 2.47% surge in May. This volatility, or lack thereof, is perfectly normal for these assets, where a tweet can sometimes trigger a frenzy and other times a collective shrug. It seems the market has decided that a good satellite internet connection is bullish for Ethereum, but sadly, not for the dog, or the gork.

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