Starlink now available in Guinea-Bissau

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Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Guinea-Bissau!

🛰️ 🇬🇼 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/guinea-bissau

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,528.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,524.99
-3.520 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,522.57
-5.940 (-0.23%)
10 min
$2,519.90
-8.610 (-0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.170730
-0.0₃299 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.170570
-0.0₃459 (-0.27%)
10 min
$0.170410
-0.0₃619 (-0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007030
-0.0₄1 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.007040
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.007010
-0.0₄3 (-0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink announcement for Guinea-Bissau triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.14% in 1 minute, 0.23% in 5, and 0.34% in 10, mirroring its usual "meh" response to regional Starlink news. DOGE and GORK followed suit with similar fractional declines, proving even meme coins can feign relevance for a few minutes. Historical context shows these moves are barely a blip: past Starlink geo-expansions saw ETH swing between -0.02% and +0.26% in the first 10 minutes, making today's reaction look like a sleepy rerun. DOGE's usual post-announcement volatility (anywhere from -0.10% to +0.55%) suggests Guinea-Bissau isn't the moon-shot catalyst holders dream of. Nothing says "market-moving event" like crypto traders collectively shrugging at global connectivity while refreshing their portfolios.

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