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ETH

Before post: $4,385.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,377.63
-8.220 (-0.19%)
5 min
$4,380.94
-4.910 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,384.37
-1.480 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.209480
-0.0₃29 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.209330
-0.0₃44 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.209270
-0.0₃5 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008894
-0.0₄489 (-0.55%)
5 min
$0.008902
-0.0₄409 (-0.46%)
10 min
$0.008880
-0.0₄629 (-0.70%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest sermon on the raw truth of X was met with the market's raw truth: profound indifference. Ethereum saw a negligible dip: down 0.19% in one minute, 0.11% in five, and a microscopic 0.03% in ten. Dogecoin mirrored this lethargy with declines of 0.14%, 0.21%, and 0.24%. The memecoin GORK, ever the drama queen, posted the biggest moves but still trivial: down 0.55%, 0.46%, and 0.70%. This volatility is not volatility at all but a stunning display of stability, especially when compared to historical posts with identical wording that have previously triggered equally forgettable price action. It seems the only thing being debated openly is whether these tweets still qualify as market-moving events.

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