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Derrick Evans
@DerrickEvans4WV

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BREAKING: US Government spending dropped by 5.1% in the first quarter. This is HUGE. I voted for this.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,828.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,831.09
+3.03 (+0.17%)
5 min
$1,833.02
+4.96 (+0.27%)
10 min
$1,832.96
+4.90 (+0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172190
+0.0₃49 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.172530
+0.0₃829 (+0.48%)
10 min
$0.172520
+0.0₃82 (+0.48%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic endorsement of government spending cuts triggered a crypto ripple so subtle you'd miss it blinking. ETH inched up 0.17% in the first minute, peaking at 0.27% over 10 minutes: the financial equivalent of a polite golf clap. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.29% to 0.48% rise, proving even meme coins can feign seriousness for headlines. Volatility remained eerily tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics—no Tesla-sized swings, just the crypto market’s version of a shrug. Nothing says "bullish catalyst" like a tweet vaguely praising fiscal responsibility while digital currencies yawn their way to fractions of a percent.

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