Busted

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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

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HOLY CRAP! Hakeem Jeffries REGRETS going on CNN, Jake Tapper just embarrassed him. TAPPER: Here's a provision...it shows you want to give illegal aliens healthcare... JEFFRIES: It's a lie! TAPPER: It's a lie - BUT, what you support DOES bring back

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,383.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,386.72
+3.17 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,387.65
+4.10 (+0.09%)
10 min
$4,385.19
+1.64 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.257680
+0.0₃39 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.257840
+0.0₃549 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.257870
+0.0₃579 (+0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012869
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.012856
-0.0₄13 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.012899
+0.0₄3 (+0.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political commentary proves once again that crypto markets are his personal mood ring. The post triggered negligible moves: ETH up a mere 0.07% in the first minute, DOGE barely twitched with 0.15%, and GORK remained comatose. This volatility—or lack thereof—is remarkably tame compared to historical "crazy" or "insane" posts that sometimes drove ETH up to 0.45%. Apparently, political theater generates less market excitement than vague adjectives, which says everything about crypto priorities without saying much at all.

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