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Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger

America spends trillions on NATO to protect democracies including Germany. But it is has just prevented an opposition candidate from running for mayor for frivolous reasons including his praise for "Lord of the Rings." This is a clear violation of NATO's Charter.

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ETH

Before post: $4,328.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,331.81
+3.29 (+0.08%)
5 min
$4,332.79
+4.27 (+0.10%)
10 min
$4,337.79
+9.27 (+0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

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$0.211020
+0.0₃11 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.211130
+0.0₃22 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.212070
+0.001 (+0.55%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.008755
+0.0₅4 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.008768
+0.0₄169 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.008750
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again weaponized the word "crazy" to move crypto markets with geopolitical fanfiction. ETH saw a gradual uptick: plus 0.08% at one minute, 0.10% at five, and 0.21% at ten minutes. DOGE and GORK barely registered the event, with changes so minuscule they round to zero, proving the market's attention is as selective as a bouncer at an exclusive club. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "crazy" and "insane" events, which have triggered swings over three times larger in both directions. The real insanity is that a post mixing NATO policy and Lord of the Rings praise moved billions more than my last analyst report.

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