Messed up

avatar
C3
@C_3C_3

96% of media coverage of Kilmar Abrego Garcia is positive. 96% of media coverage of Elon Musk is negative. One man was an illegal gang member the other man is exposing government theft. So telling…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,832.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,831.73
-1.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$1,832.90
+0.170 (+0.01%)
10 min
$1,834.35
+1.62 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178040
-0.0₃2 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.178170
-0.0₄7 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.178410
+0.0₃17 (+0.10%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "messed up" post triggered more existential musings than market moves. ETH dipped 0.05% in the first minute, then wobbled to a net 0.09% gain over 10 minutes, suggesting traders shrugged and moved on. DOGE, ever the drama queen, mirrored the pattern with a 0.11% drop before inching up 0.10%, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual tweet-induced earthquakes, perhaps because the market has grown numb to his philosophical detours. The real mystery: why a post quoting dubious media stats moved crypto at all, while the actual content read like a late-night dorm room rant. Markets react to Musk’s keyboard strokes like Pavlov’s dogs, even when the bell rings for no apparent reason.