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Department of Government Efficiency
@DOGE

Agencies often have more software licenses than employees, and the licenses are often idle (i.e. paid for, but not installed on any computer). These audits have been continuously run since first posted in February. Most recently: -IRS had 3000 Visio licenses, using only 25. The x.com/doge/status/18…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,524.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,532.80
+8.17 (+0.32%)
5 min
$2,529.67
+5.04 (+0.20%)
10 min
$2,535.88
+11.25 (+0.45%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194000
+0.0₃829 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.193440
+0.0₃269 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.194180
+0.001 (+0.52%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009680
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.009640
-0.0₄4 (-0.41%)
10 min
$0.009680
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest bureaucratic musings triggered a crypto market reaction that was as efficient as government software audits. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.32% in 1 minute, 0.20% in 5 minutes, and 0.45% in 10 minutes, a tepid response compared to DOGE's 0.52% climb over the same period. GORK, ever the overachiever, flatlined like an unused Visio license. Volatility was mild by historical standards, with similarity scores to past posts ranging from 43% to 64%. The May 21 "insane" post caused sharper declines, while May's "interesting" musings sparked similarly lukewarm upticks. Nothing says market efficiency like a dogecoin rally fueled by IRS inefficiency.

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