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@WallStreetMav

10% of the national debt in one bill, our government is out of control. Elon is correct. x.com/kalshi/status/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,606.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,607.49
+0.590 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,611.21
+4.31 (+0.17%)
10 min
$2,613.18
+6.28 (+0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.188130
-0.0₃18 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.188490
+0.0₃179 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.188830
+0.0₃519 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010080
-0.0₅999 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.010110
+0.0₄199 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.010130
+0.0₄4 (+0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about government spending triggered the usual crypto roulette, but this time the wheel landed on "mildly amused." ETH inched up 0.02% in the first minute, then gained 0.17% after 5 minutes and 0.24% after 10: a slow crawl compared to the 0.45% spike from a similar post last month. DOGE wobbled between -0.10% and +0.28%, while GORK shrugged with a 0.40% rise—hardly the stuff of memetic legend. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards: ETH’s 10-minute move was half its historical average for comparable posts, and DOGE’s swings were a whisper next to its usual bark. Even GORK, the token that usually reacts like a startled cat, barely twitched. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto reacting to a debt rant with the enthusiasm of a nap.

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