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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,412.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,403.55
-9.030 (-0.20%)
5 min
$4,397.13
-15.450 (-0.35%)
10 min
$4,397.65
-14.930 (-0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.255820
-0.0₃56 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.255850
-0.0₃529 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.256000
-0.0₃379 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.013125
+0.0₅7 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.013066
-0.0₄519 (-0.40%)
10 min
$0.013022
-0.0₄959 (-0.73%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the sheer gravitational pull of his apathy. The new post "lol None" triggered immediate but modest declines: ETH down roughly 0.2% to 0.35% over ten minutes, DOGE down 0.15% to 0.22%, while the more speculative GORK slid from a negligible gain to a 0.73% loss. This volatility, though seemingly minor, is stark when compared to an identical post from June which sparked gains across the board, proving the market's reaction is less about the content and more about its own fragile mood. Ultimately, we have reached peak efficiency where the word "none" does, in fact, mean something.

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