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Farzad
@farzyness

My thoughts after 3 Robotaxi rides: - Very smooth and comfortable. Similar to existing Tesla cars with FSD. - App UI is intuitive but can use a couple upgrades (placing a pin anywhere, change trip while in car) - It is completely and totally surreal. As a Tesla owner and

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,239.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,237.54
-1.710 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,238.61
-0.640 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,239.10
-0.150 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.152430
-0.0₄599 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.152470
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.152500
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005640
-0.0₅999 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.005650
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.005700
+0.0₄5 (+0.88%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about robotaxis was met with the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH dipped slightly: -0.08% in 1 minute, -0.03% in 5, and a negligible -0.01% in 10. DOGE mirrored this with a -0.04% drop in 1 minute, then flatlined. GORK, ever the wildcard, swung from -0.18% to +0.88% in 10 minutes, proving once again that it operates on its own cryptic logic. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was tamer than a nap at a Tesla AI demo. Past posts with similar vagueness ("lol..." or "yeah...") triggered minor ETH swings of +/- 0.2%, while actual enthusiasm ("impressive...") sent it up 0.6%. Today’s non-movement suggests the market has learned to yawn at Musk’s musings unless they involve fireworks or flamethrowers. The irony? A post praising Tesla’s futuristic tech moved crypto more than Tesla stock—which wasn’t even mentioned. Perhaps the robots are already trading, and they’re as confused as we are.

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