Pretty much lol

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,535.43

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,533.00
-2.430 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,542.90
+7.47 (+0.29%)
10 min
$2,540.11
+4.68 (+0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.177990
-0.0₃259 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.178350
+0.0₃1 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.178210
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007550
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.007530
-0.0₄2 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.007550
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "pretty much lol None" post proves once again that crypto markets will react to anything, even nothing. ETH dipped 0.10% in the first minute, then rallied 0.29% over five minutes, settling at a 0.18% gain after ten: classic whiplash for a tweet that essentially translates to white noise. DOGE mirrored the chaos with a 0.15% drop, a 0.06% rise, then a 0.02% fade, while GORK flatlined like a disappointed intern at a Tesla all-hands meeting. Compared to last year’s similarly cryptic "pretty much sums it up..." post, the reaction was milder: ETH’s 0.29% five-minute surge nearly matched the 0.28% from 2025, but DOGE’s 0.06% uptick paled next to its prior 0.29% jump. GORK, ever the enigma, barely moved either time, suggesting even Musk’s randomness has limits. The real takeaway? A man can move markets by muttering into the void, but the void rarely mutters back with conviction.

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