Imagine that lol

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Tetsuo
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,300.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,301.78
+0.860 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,302.34
+1.42 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,298.05
-2.870 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222230
+0.0₄8 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.222180
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.221860
-0.0₃289 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009986
+0.0₄39 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.009902
-0.0₄449 (-0.45%)
10 min
$0.009907
-0.0₄4 (-0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will move for any reason, or no reason at all. ETH saw a fleeting 0.02% bump in the first minute, then a 0.03% rise by minute five, before giving it all back with a 0.07% drop by minute ten: classic "pump and shrug" behavior. DOGE barely twitched, with a 0.04% gain evaporating into a 0.13% loss, while GORK’s 0.39% spike quickly reversed into a 0.45% drop: the crypto equivalent of a caffeine crash. Compared to historical "imagine" posts, this one was milder—previous versions triggered ETH swings up to 0.29%, while DOGE and GORK often flipped between panic and indifference. Volatility here is tame by Musk standards, where even a typo can send traders into existential crisis. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing "lol" and a dead link for trading signals.

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