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🚨 Heritage Foundation exposes Hillary Clinton was directly behind getting the European Union to use their Digital Services Act to pressure Elon Musk and America back into censorship Hillary Clinton flew overseas for a meeting to facilitate this against America “They (The

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,328.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,325.35
-3.490 (-0.08%)
5 min
$4,323.67
-5.170 (-0.12%)
10 min
$4,321.17
-7.670 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.246300
-0.0₃39 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.246380
-0.0₃31 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.245870
-0.0₃819 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012124
+0.0₄169 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.012149
+0.0₄42 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.012155
+0.0₄479 (+0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's conspiracy-laden posts are now a tradable asset class with predictable volatility. ETH saw a gradual decline over ten minutes: down 0.08%, then 0.12%, finally 0.18%. DOGE followed a similar pattern, ending with a 0.33% drop, while the meme coin GORK defied gravity with a 0.40% gain. This is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions for identical content, which have swung from a 0.15% ETH drop to a 0.15% gain, suggesting the market is becoming numb to political theater. The most reliable indicator in crypto is no longer the whitepaper, but the similarity score of a Musk quote-tweet.

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