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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

My son had documents against OpenAI. They attacked him and killed him. 一 Mother of Suchir Balaji, OpenAI Whistleblower. I hope this case hasn’t been forgotten. A proper investigation must take place, and justice must prevail.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,292.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,293.50
+0.720 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,293.70
+0.920 (+0.02%)
10 min
$4,295.56
+2.78 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223130
+0.0₃259 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.223070
+0.0₃199 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.222990
+0.0₃119 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007590
+0.0₄28 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.007660
+0.0₄98 (+1.30%)
10 min
$0.007663
+0.0₃100 (+1.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post stirred the crypto pot, but the market barely blinked. ETH inched up 0.02% in the first minute, crawling to 0.06% after 10 minutes: a yawn masquerading as a trend. DOGE managed a 0.12% pop initially before fizzling to 0.05%, while GORK, ever the overachiever, rallied 1.34%—proof that obscure tokens thrive on chaos. Compared to past Musk-induced tremors, this was a teacup ripple: ETH’s 0.06% move pales against its 0.28% jump from a mere "lol" last week. Volatility? More like a sedated sloth. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto reacting to conspiracy theories with the enthusiasm of a nap.

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