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🇮🇹 BREAKING NEWS Two Turkish migrants were arrested by Italian police in Viterbo, Italy, before they could open fire on 40,000 Christians with a heavy machine gun.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,326.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,319.55
-6.660 (-0.15%)
5 min
$4,317.70
-8.510 (-0.20%)
10 min
$4,321.00
-5.210 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.213090
-0.0₃239 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.212920
-0.0₃409 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.212970
-0.0₃359 (-0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009112
-0.0₅799 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.009097
-0.0₄23 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.009061
-0.0₄59 (-0.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again demonstrated that the most predictable market mover is a recycled headline. The post, a carbon copy of one from August, triggered an immediate but modest sell-off: ETH down 0.15% in the first minute, DOGE down 0.11%, and the ever-volatile GORK leading the decline at 0.65% over ten minutes. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to the asset's own historical swings, suggesting the market is becoming numb to even the most alarming news when it's a repeat performance. It seems the only thing being arrested here is any meaningful price action, proving that in crypto, even a potential tragedy is just another trading algorithm's Tuesday.

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