!!

avatar
Tim Pool
@Timcast

I was SWATted 15 times in one year. I had the bomb squad at my studio twice. We had to evacuate for 3 hours during our show. Last year a man in a dress attacked one of my employees at our old location. We have armed guards. This is how its been because of the Left

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,517.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,517.99
+0.290 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,524.42
+6.72 (+0.15%)
10 min
$4,512.29
-5.410 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.262330
-0.0₄799 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.262600
+0.0₃19 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.261770
-0.0₃639 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011671
+0.0₄88 (+0.76%)
5 min
$0.011670
+0.0₄87 (+0.75%)
10 min
$0.011620
+0.0₄37 (+0.32%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's amplification of a culture-war grievance once again proves that crypto markets are the most expensive group therapy session on Earth. ETH saw a fleeting 0.15% pump at 5 minutes before giving back nearly all gains, while DOGE and GORK exhibited their typical micro-volatility with moves under 0.25%. This level of noise is historically consistent for such posts, which have a perfect track record of generating negligible and contradictory price action: an identical post in August spurred minor gains, while another in September triggered slight losses. The only consistent winner appears to be GORK, a token likely designed to thrive on irrelevance. Ultimately, the most volatile thing here is not the charts but the discourse, as markets shrug with the indifference of an armed guard who has heard it all before.

🗃️ Content similarity analysis: