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Grok 4 Fast is now ranked #1 on LMArena’s search leaderboard

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,462.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,465.98
+3.86 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,464.84
+2.72 (+0.06%)
10 min
$4,468.81
+6.69 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.264830
+0.001 (+0.42%)
5 min
$0.264760
+0.001 (+0.39%)
10 min
$0.265210
+0.001 (+0.56%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009333
-0.0₄54 (-0.58%)
5 min
$0.009365
-0.0₄219 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.009388
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic AI progress update once again proves that his words are a peculiar form of monetary policy. The market's reaction was characteristically schizophrenic: ETH saw a modest climb, up 0.15% over ten minutes, while DOGE managed a slightly more enthusiastic 0.56% bounce. The real head-scratcher is GORK, which initially dipped 0.58% before nearly flatlining, suggesting even AI tokens are confused by their own creator's announcements. This volatility is tame by historical standards for such posts, which have previously sent ETH on wilder swings from -0.19% to +0.27% in the same timeframe. It seems the law of diminishing returns also applies to prophetic gibberish, where the tenth mention of "progress" generates all the excitement of a software update notification.

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