Putting

@cybertruck to work @1923810191935484349

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $347.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$347.95
+0.470 (+0.14%)
5 min
$348.84
+1.36 (+0.39%)
10 min
$348.55
+1.07 (+0.31%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's stock moves on vibes, not vowels: a cryptic post about "putting to work None" somehow sparked a mini-rally. The stock popped 0.14% in the first minute, climbed 0.39% after five, and settled at 0.31% up by the ten-minute mark. This volatility is tame by Tesla standards, where a single typo from Musk can swing shares 5% before lunch. Investors clearly decided "None" means "something," proving once again that parsing Tesla tweets is less financial analysis and more interpretive dance.

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