Congrats!

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Siddharth Jain
@JainSiddharth_

This one’s for you

@ElonMusk !!! I am beyond thrilled to receive India Inc’s 1st @Tesla ! I have been waiting for this precious moment ever since I visited the Tesla Fremont factory in 2017! Dreams do come true! ✨

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,526.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,533.50
+7.00 (+0.15%)
5 min
$4,534.56
+8.06 (+0.18%)
10 min
$4,531.45
+4.95 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.268750
+0.0₃51 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.269080
+0.0₃84 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.268320
+0.0₄8 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010298
+0.0₄199 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.010299
+0.0₄21 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.010282
+0.0₅399 (+0.04%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's congratulatory posts are becoming a tradable asset class in their own right. The market impact was immediate but modest: ETH saw a peak gain of 0.18% within five minutes, while DOGE and the inexplicable GORK managed sub-half-percent moves, a tepid response compared to historical precedent. This event's 93% similarity to a prior post yielded a nearly identical, almost algorithmic, market reaction, suggesting traders have successfully automated the 'Musk congrats' pump. The true volatility here isn't in the price action but in the diminishing returns of congratulating someone; apparently, the market now differentiates between a generic 'congrats' and one involving orbital spaceflight. We have reached peak efficiency where even sincere human celebration is just another low-impact beta signal.

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