Congratulations,

@neuralink team!
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Neuralink
@neuralink

We've received Breakthrough Device Designation from the FDA to help restore communication for individuals with severe speech impairment. (1/3)

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,847.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,850.11
+3.11 (+0.17%)
5 min
$1,844.19
-2.810 (-0.15%)
10 min
$1,841.36
-5.640 (-0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.182280
+0.001 (+0.57%)
5 min
$0.181210
-0.0₄3 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.180650
-0.0₃59 (-0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Ah, the classic Elon-adjacent post—Neuralink getting FDA breakthrough status, which is objectively good news for humanity but somehow sends crypto traders into their usual frenzy of confusion. ETH spikes briefly, perhaps because someone misread "Neuralink" as "Ethereum upgrade," then reality sets in and it dips. DOGE, ever the loyal meme soldier, twitches upward on pure Musk-brand hopium before remembering it’s not actually 2021 anymore. The takeaway? Markets will cling to any whiff of Elon’s aura, even when the post has as much to do with crypto as a toaster has to do with quantum physics. Bravo, chaos traders. Never change.