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@SpaceX team on 500 orbital spaceflight missions!
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Falcon 9 completes its 500th mission

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,960.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,960.21
+0.080 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,957.21
-2.920 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,958.00
-2.130 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198730
-0.0₃23 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.198450
-0.0₃51 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.198410
-0.0₃549 (-0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008168
+0.0₄169 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.008142
-0.0₅9 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.008178
+0.0₄269 (+0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest SpaceX milestone post sent crypto markets into the kind of frenzy usually reserved for a sleepy afternoon nap. ETH barely blinked: up 0.00% in the first minute, then down 0.10% and 0.07% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE whimpered downward consistently, losing 0.12% to 0.28%. GORK, ever the contrarian, swung between gains and losses, ending up 0.33% after 10 minutes. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: past SpaceX announcements triggered ETH drops up to 0.73% and DOGE slides nearing 0.86%. Even GORK, usually the drama queen, stayed relatively calm with swings under 0.7% versus prior 1.26% plunges. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a 0.00% change—clearly, the crypto world has decided rocket launches are as exciting as watching paint dry.

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