Congrats,

@jgebbia !
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David Sacks
@davidsacks47

Congrats to Joe Gebbia on becoming the first Chief Design Officer of the United States. In this newly created role, Joe will oversee the redesign of roughly 26,000 federal web portals, many of which are obsolete, so they better serve social security recipients, veterans, and all

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,757.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,758.37
+1.12 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,760.63
+3.38 (+0.07%)
10 min
$4,759.99
+2.74 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237020
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.236880
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.237030
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010291
-0.0₄73 (-0.70%)
5 min
$0.010287
-0.0₄77 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.010287
-0.0₄77 (-0.74%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's congratulatory posts are becoming the market's most expensive greeting cards. ETH saw a minor positive bump: up 0.02% in the first minute, 0.07% after five, and settling at a 0.06% gain after ten. DOGE was essentially flat with negligible movement, while the obscure GORK token dipped a consistent 0.74%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "congrats" events, which have sometimes moved ETH by over half a percent. The market's apparent indifference suggests that unless the congratulations are for a moon mission, the reaction is strictly terrestrial.

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