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Michael Dell
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,834.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,834.71
+0.520 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,834.68
+0.490 (+0.03%)
10 min
$1,834.35
+0.160 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178860
+0.0₄999 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.178760
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.178490
-0.0₃269 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "congratulations!" post triggered the kind of market frenzy you'd expect from a caffeine-deprived day trader misreading a fortune cookie. ETH barely blinked: up 0.03% in 1 and 5 minutes, then a yawn-inducing 0.01% at 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the drama queen, swung from +0.06% to -0.15%, proving once again that its volatility makes a soap opera look like C-SPAN. Compared to historical norms, this is less "market-moving" and more "market-shrugging"—ETH’s reaction was quieter than a library, while DOGE’s antics were par for the course. Nothing says financial analysis like dissecting a billionaire’s two-word tweet that somehow moved the needle less than a rounding error.

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