Ridiculous

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Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson

An absolutely enraging sequence of events: - Leftists brand Charlie a "fascist" - A 22-year-old leftist kills Charlie because he believes Charlie is a "fascist" - Thousands of leftists celebrate Charlie's murder - Leftists refuse to believe the leftist killer was a leftist

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,636.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,639.04
+2.88 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,644.15
+7.99 (+0.17%)
10 min
$4,648.14
+11.98 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.285400
-0.0₃7 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.286110
+0.0₅999 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.287190
+0.001 (+0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012056
+0.0₄13 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.012091
+0.0₄479 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.012070
+0.0₄27 (+0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's inflammatory political commentary once again proves to be a remarkably weak catalyst for crypto markets. The post generated minimal movement: ETH saw a modest +0.26% climb over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely registered changes, oscillating between fractional gains and losses. This muted volatility is entirely on-brand, aligning with historical data where similar "crazy" or "insane" posts produced equally negligible impacts, rarely exceeding half a percent. It seems the market's tolerance for political theater is now inversely proportional to its ability to move the needle, a truly efficient if not utterly cynical, pricing mechanism.

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