This is getting ridiculous!

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Grummz
@Grummz

How the heck is the nVidia app classified as adult? x.com/ObviousRises/s…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,469.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,472.05
+2.32 (+0.07%)
5 min
$3,475.54
+5.81 (+0.17%)
10 min
$3,473.50
+3.77 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197730
+0.0₃119 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.197720
+0.0₃109 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.197410
-0.0₃2 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007046
+0.0₄79 (+1.13%)
5 min
$0.006980
+0.0₄129 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.007001
+0.0₄34 (+0.49%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic grumble about adult-rated apps sent crypto markets on another caffeine-free rollercoaster ride. ETH wobbled upward: +0.07% in 1 minute, +0.17% in 5, then cooled to +0.11% in 10, proving even Ethereum can’t decide if this is news or noise. DOGE barely twitched: a thrilling +0.06% in 1 minute, flatlined at +0.06% in 5, then dipped -0.10% in 10, as if remembering it’s supposed to be a joke. GORK, the perpetual wildcard, spiked +1.13% in 1 minute before settling to +0.49% in 10, because why not. Compared to past Musk-induced tremors, this was a gentle breeze: the May 21 "insane" post saw ETH drop -0.76% in 10 minutes, while May 30’s "crazy" triggered a +0.45% rise. Today’s reaction? Textbook "meh" with extra steps. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing a billionaire’s frustration over app store ratings.

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