Yes!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Hey

@Apple , stop the bias! 𝕏 is #1 in its category Grok is #2 in its category Yet lower-ranked apps are featured and easy to find, while these are not. The AppStore should be a fair marketplace. Fix the AppStore and give them equal visibility.

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic endorsement of app store fairness sent markets on another wild ride to nowhere. ETH wobbled between +0.09% and -0.07% over 10 minutes, a rounding error compared to historical "yes..." posts that triggered moves up to -0.49%. DOGE barely twitched with a peak swing of 0.03%, proving even meme coins are bored by App Store debates. GORK took the brunt with a -1.64% drop, because nothing says "fair marketplace" like your own project getting crushed. Volatility remains tame by Musk standards: past similar tweets saw ETH swings twice as large, while DOGE historically shrugged harder. The real mystery is why anyone still expects coherence from a one-word tweet about app store algorithms. The only consistent pattern here is that Musk's "yes..." posts are to market analysis what a Magic 8-Ball is to financial advice: entertaining but utterly unreliable.

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