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Kaizen D. Asiedu
@thatsKAIZEN

After the Ukrainian woman was murdered, the mayor issued a statement exclusively defending the homeless and mentally ill. No mention of the killer’s 14 arrests and multiple felonies. Our empathy keeps getting used to excuse evil. And it’s literally killing us.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,304.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,302.35
-1.820 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,297.81
-6.360 (-0.15%)
10 min
$4,295.30
-8.870 (-0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227140
-0.0₃489 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.227040
-0.0₃59 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.226750
-0.0₃879 (-0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009797
+0.0₄99 (+1.02%)
5 min
$0.009765
+0.0₄669 (+0.69%)
10 min
$0.009742
+0.0₄44 (+0.45%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a single word can be more influential than a full earnings report. The market impact was immediate but modest: ETH dipped 0.21% over ten minutes, DOGE slid 0.39%, while the meme coin GORK, in a classic display of contrarian logic, managed a 1.02% initial gain. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "exactly" events, which have triggered swings in both directions with no consistent pattern. It seems the only thing predictable about these events is the market's Pavlovian urge to react to them, regardless of content. One must admire the efficiency of a system where profound social commentary is processed as a slight sell signal for dog-themed cryptocurrencies.

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