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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,614.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,615.50
+1.49 (+0.06%)
5 min
$2,623.92
+9.91 (+0.38%)
10 min
$2,624.78
+10.77 (+0.41%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189470
+0.0₃28 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.190410
+0.001 (+0.64%)
10 min
$0.190360
+0.001 (+0.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009720
-0.0₄3 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.009850
+0.0₄999 (+1.03%)
10 min
$0.009820
+0.0₄7 (+0.72%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will cling to any shred of his attention, no matter how nonsensical. ETH saw a modest but steady climb: up 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.38% in 5 minutes, and 0.41% in 10 minutes. DOGE followed with similar enthusiasm, albeit with smaller absolute moves: 0.15%, 0.64%, and 0.62% over the same periods. GORK, ever the wildcard, dipped 0.31% initially before rebounding 1.03% and settling at 0.72% up. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was milder: a 100% similarity post in May drove ETH up 0.77% in 10 minutes, while others with lower similarity scores triggered more erratic swings. Volatility here is tame by Muskian standards, where even a misplaced comma can send memecoins to the moon. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing "bullseye" as a buy signal.

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