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The Trump administration should recognize Elon’s point about the budget & build a bridge with him — & the majority of Americans — who want to see us cut spending. Here’s what they admin should say/do: “we hear you Elon, we are going to sharpen our pencils and iterate on BBB to x.com/elonmusk/statu…

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PayPal 🇺🇸

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Tesla 🇺🇸

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DOGE

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GORK

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political echo chamber post sent markets into a frenzy of barely detectable shrugs. PayPal wobbled like a bored intern: down 0.01% in 1 minute, down 0.03% in 5, then up 0.04% in 10, proving even algorithms yawn at budget talk. Tesla twitched with more conviction: up 0.11%, then down 0.10%, then up 0.22%, as if remembering it’s supposed to care. Crypto responded with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem: ETH dipped 0.13% in 5 minutes before a 0.04% rebound, while DOGE and GORK flopped around like fish out of water, with GORK’s 1.31% drop in 10 minutes suggesting someone, somewhere, panicked. Historically, these "exactly" posts trigger less movement than a sloth on sedatives: past instances show ETH and DOGE occasionally mustering 1% swings, but today’s action fits the trend of Musk’s words being priced in before he hits send. The real market impact? A stark reminder that even Elon’s political fanfiction can’t compete with the sheer volatility of, say, a cat video going viral.

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