No one commits narrative crimes like NY Times. They are the best.

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Kane 謝凱堯
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What is the editorial reasoning by

@nytimes here x.com/libsoftiktok/s…

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Elon Musk's media critique is now a tradable asset class with predictably unpredictable results. The immediate market reaction was a collective shrug: ETH saw a brief 0.04% lift before fading, DOGE posted a modest 0.22% gain at the five-minute mark, and the meme coin GORK, ever the drama queen, swung from a 0.28% gain to a 0.53% loss. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedent, where similar media-bashing posts have triggered ETH swings up to 0.42% and sent meme coins like GORK on 1.64% joyrides. It seems the market has finally priced in the existential threat of journalism, finding greater alpha in punctuation choices than the actual allegations.

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