FAKE NEWS REPORTERS FROM CNN & THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD BE FIRED, IMMEDIATELY!!! BAD PEOPLE WITH EVIL INTENTIONS!!!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,168.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,468.00
BTC
Before post: $107,045.52
ETH
Before post: $2,433.59
TRUMP
Before post: $8.79
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,238.33
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest media rant triggered the market equivalent of a polite shrug. SP500 dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then recovered to +0.03% after 5 minutes, settling at +0.02% after 10. Dow Jones showed slightly more sensitivity: -0.06% initially, -0.01% at 5 minutes, -0.03% at 10. Crypto reacted with its usual drama: BTC dropped 0.10% then clawed back to +0.05%, while ETH stayed negative throughout (-0.23% to -0.04%). TRUMP token barely moved, as if even meme coins are tired of the schtick. Volatility was tame compared to historical precedent: similar posts in the past saw SP500 swings up to 0.04% and BTC drops as deep as 0.21%. This time, markets treated the outburst like background noise—less a shockwave, more a mildly irritating hum. Nothing says "stable markets" like a former president yelling into the void while traders sip their coffee.