They’ve been publishing fake crime statistics to cover up how bad it is

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Farzad
@farzyness

This is an unbelievable read. What the hell is happening in DC??!?!?!?!?!?!? x.com/Anna_Giaritell…

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest conspiracy-adjacent rant triggered the usual crypto rollercoaster, but this time with a side of existential dread. ETH dipped 0.07% in the first minute, then 0.22% over five minutes, before rebounding 0.19% at the ten-minute mark: classic whiplash for a coin that’s seen worse from his coffee tweets. DOGE mirrored the drama, dropping 0.46% in five minutes only to spike 0.90% shortly after, because nothing says "stable asset" like a meme coin reacting to political paranoia. GORK, ever the enigma, barely flinched, proving some tokens are too obscure even for Musk-induced chaos. Compared to past rants, this one landed with middling volatility: the 45% similarity to his "fake journalists" tweet last June saw ETH rise steadily, while May’s "propaganda" post left it flat. Today’s reaction splits the difference, like a market that’s learned to sigh instead of panic. Nothing unites crypto traders like collectively ignoring the content of Musk’s posts while frantically trading on them.

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