This is crazy!

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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

Under social networking in the Apple AppStore it’s almost impossible to find X.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,315.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,313.82
-1.800 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,310.94
-4.680 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,312.56
-3.060 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225330
+0.0₃32 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.224910
-0.0₄999 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.225010
+0.0 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007551
+0.0₅5 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.007543
-0.0₅299 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.007547
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential crisis about X's app store visibility triggered a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5 minutes, and 0.07% in 10 minutes, as if the market collectively shrugged. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with changes so negligible they might as well be rounding errors. Compared to historical posts, this ranks low on the volatility scale: past "crazy" rants moved ETH up to 0.45% and DOGE up to 0.52%, while today's performance suggests traders have mastered the art of ignoring Musk's app store grievances. Nothing says "market maturity" like watching crypto traders yawn at a billionaire's existential dread over app store SEO.

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