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Alice Smith
@TheAliceSmith

How many public sector workers - politicians, police officers, social workers, civil servants, NHS staff - were involved in covering up a national scandal of this scale?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,450.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,450.96
+0.590 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,452.57
+2.20 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,459.39
+9.02 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217900
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.218070
+0.0₃17 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.218340
+0.0₃439 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008668
+0.0₅2 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.008668
+0.0₅2 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.008657
-0.0₅9 (-0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic musings on public sector conspiracies once again prove that markets are more sensitive to his tone than his topic. The new post triggered a modest but positive ripple: ETH gained 0.01% in the first minute, climbing to a 0.20% increase after ten minutes, while DOGE saw a more delayed reaction, flatlining initially before a 0.20% rise. GORK, ever the contrarian, defied its usual volatility with near-zero movement before a slight 0.10% dip. This measured response pales against historical precedent, where a 76% similar "so many..." post sent ETH down 0.07%, suggesting today's traders are either more discerning or simply numb to the intrigue. Ultimately, the only thing being covered up is the market's dwindling ability to be surprised by his antics.

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