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Shaun Maguire
@shaunmmaguire

There have been so many examples showing how the Mainstream Media lies: - Biden “fit as a tack” - Elon as a Nazi - Trump’s “very fine people” hoax You can verify each of these yourself, but most still don’t get it x.com/marionawfal/st…

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ETH

Before post: $2,620.51

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Before post: $0.24

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GORK

Before post: $0.02

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on media narratives triggered the usual micro-tremors in crypto markets, proving once again that even his offhand tweets are priced in. ETH dipped marginally: down 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5 minutes, and 0.07% in 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the shrug with 0.04%, 0.21%, and 0.08% declines. GORK, ever the contrarian, eked out gains of 0.31%, 0.13%, and 0.18%. Volatility was tame compared to historical parallels: a May 13 post with 50% similarity sparked ETH gains up to 0.16%, while a May 10 post sent ETH soaring 0.61% in 1 minute. This time, the reaction was more of a drowsy sigh than a market gasp. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing Elon's gripes about Biden's fitness and Trump's "very fine people." The machines have mastered sarcasm—they just express it in basis points.

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