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Bryce Lipscomb
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I donated again to

@RepThomasMassie ’s re-election campaign. Who’s next?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,455.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,457.05
+2.04 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,455.55
+0.540 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,454.71
-0.300 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.162460
+0.0₃179 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.162300
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.162350
+0.0₄699 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005407
+0.0₄32 (+0.60%)
5 min
$0.005389
+0.0₄14 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.005409
+0.0₄34 (+0.63%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic political nod caused more market confusion than movement. ETH saw a fleeting 0.08% spike in the first minute, then fizzled to a 0.01% dip within 10 minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" theater. DOGE's 0.11% jump was equally thrilling, if you consider watching paint dry thrilling, while GORK's 0.60% gain suggests someone, somewhere, misread the tweet as a buy signal. Volatility was a snooze compared to Musk's usual market-moving antics—no Tesla stock rollercoasters here, just a carousel pony with a limp. The real winner? GORK, the token no one owns, proving once again that crypto markets run on vibes and a prayer.