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The British Patriot
@TheBritLad

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BREAKING: Over 35 protests confirmed across Britain this weekend, with more locations joining hourly. Britain is no longer sleeping.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,393.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,391.21
-2.080 (-0.05%)
5 min
$4,392.01
-1.280 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,387.24
-6.050 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216980
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.216950
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.216740
-0.0₃21 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008799
-0.0₄14 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.008807
-0.0₅599 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.008815
+0.0₅2 (+0.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic quoting of a British agitator proved to be a spectacularly ineffective catalyst for crypto markets. The most significant move was a paltry 0.14% dip in ETH after ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely registered a pulse with changes under 0.2%. This volatility, or lack thereof, is remarkably tame compared to historical precedent, where similar two-word posts have occasionally triggered moves five times larger. It seems the market has finally learned that not every Musk-mused geopolitical tremor is a reason to buy the dip or sell the news; sometimes a protest is just a protest, and a post is just a post.

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