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BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the USA.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,460.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,459.01
-1.610 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,459.60
-1.020 (-0.02%)
10 min
$4,453.92
-6.700 (-0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.218620
+0.0₄5 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.218720
+0.0₃15 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.218340
-0.0₃229 (-0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008714
-0.0₅4 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.008726
+0.0₅799 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.008733
+0.0₄149 (+0.17%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's proclamation of X as America's top news source sent markets into a state of profound indifference. ETH saw a negligible decline, down 0.04% in the first minute and 0.15% after ten, while DOGE and GORK posted movements so microscopic they barely registered: DOGE ultimately down 0.11% and GORK up a thrilling 0.17%. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to the historical precedent of a similar Canada-themed post that sent DOGE down a comparatively dramatic 0.81%. It appears the market has finally built up an immunity to news about news, which is probably the most rational thing it has done all year.

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