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NicholasGibbs
@NickGibbsIAG

The question remains

@elonmusk why do we have to learn about this from Bloomberg. Why don’t you control what you can control. You’re keeping MSM alive by not being the direct source this news comes from. x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,205.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,198.08
-7.540 (-0.18%)
5 min
$4,210.58
+4.96 (+0.12%)
10 min
$4,208.42
+2.80 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
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$0.228670
-0.0₃869 (-0.38%)
5 min
$0.229830
+0.0₃29 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.229630
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007519
-0.0₄1 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.007557
+0.0₄28 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.007564
+0.0₄35 (+0.46%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musing on news aggregation triggered the usual crypto roulette, with GORK emerging as the unlikely winner. ETH dipped 0.18% in the first minute, then clawed back 0.12% and 0.07% over 5 and 10 minutes: a textbook overreaction followed by collective shrug. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.38% knee-jerk drop before stabilizing, while GORK defied logic with a 0.46% climb—proof that even obscure tokens enjoy their 15 minutes. Compared to historical posts, this volatility was mild: past "X as news source" proclamations saw ETH swings up to 0.27% and DOGE plunges of 0.75%, suggesting the market is growing numb to Musk’s media meta-commentary. GORK’s outperformance, however, remains a mystery wrapped in a speculative bubble. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK reacting more to a news aggregator rant than actual news.

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