𝕏 is the #1 news source on Earth

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BREAKING: The people of America continue to trust 𝕏 as their most reliable source of news over all other apps. AppStore Ratings 一 June 8 一 News 🇺🇸

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,532.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,531.18
-1.520 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,532.14
-0.560 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,533.78
+1.08 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.185730
-0.0₃119 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.185780
-0.0₄699 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.185980
+0.0₃13 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009340
+0.0₄599 (+0.65%)
5 min
$0.009390
+0.0₃11 (+1.19%)
10 min
$0.009320
+0.0₄4 (+0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest 𝕏 post about news reliability triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.04% gain after 10 minutes, suggesting traders briefly mistook it for actual news before remembering it was just Elon being Elon. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.06% drop and a 0.07% recovery, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK, ever the wildcard, rallied 0.65% immediately—perhaps because no one knows what it is. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze fest: the May 15th "truth-seeking" post caused ETH to drop 0.22% over 10 minutes, while the May 13th "influential people" boast sent GORK up 2.34%. Today’s reaction was so muted it almost counts as market discipline. Nothing says "trustworthy news source" like crypto markets reacting with the enthusiasm of a nap.

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