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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,388.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,388.00
-0.200 (0.00%)
5 min
$4,393.71
+5.51 (+0.13%)
10 min
$4,389.78
+1.58 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.215740
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.216060
+0.0₃26 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.216030
+0.0₃23 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008739
-0.0₄239 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.008736
-0.0₄269 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.008811
+0.0₄479 (+0.55%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again deployed his favorite cryptic bat-signal, and the market's Pavlovian response is as muted as it is predictable. ETH wobbled with a negligible 0.13% gain after five minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely registered a pulse with moves under 0.6%. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to historical "exactly" events that have triggered swings over three times larger. It seems the only thing being abstracted here is any meaningful financial consequence.

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