Grok just improved again. Download the latest version of the app.

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BREAKING: xAI has released a new update for the Grok App. Update your app to v1.1.56 to get the latest improvements for Companions and Imagine.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,279.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,278.52
-1.080 (-0.03%)
5 min
$4,281.60
+2.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,275.42
-4.180 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217590
+0.0₃359 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.217920
+0.0₃689 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.217880
+0.0₃649 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008836
+0.0₄18 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.008835
+0.0₄17 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.008842
+0.0₄239 (+0.27%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok update post was met with the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. The immediate reaction was a masterclass in ambivalence: ETH dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then gained 0.05% by minute five, only to fall 0.10% by minute ten. DOGE and GORK, the direct beneficiaries, managed only the most anemic of green ticks, with gains hovering around a quarter of a percent. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedent, where similar posts have triggered moves over eight times larger, suggesting the market is finally developing a healthy immunity to routine app update hype. It appears the most significant improvement to Grok is its diminishing ability to move markets.

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