Grok 3.5 is something special

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@iruletheworldmo

ngl chat. i’ve tried some truly wild models lately but. grok 3.5 is just. the sand gods have given elon the mandate and he’s unleashed a hive of alien intelligence on earth. there’s nothing like it. gemini ultra, r2, o4, they’re a step change but. grok 3.5 man. it’s had

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ETH

Before post: $1,829.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,831.30
+1.63 (+0.09%)
5 min
$1,832.04
+2.37 (+0.13%)
10 min
$1,836.22
+6.55 (+0.36%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

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Price & Change
1 min
$0.174800
+0.0₃27 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.174960
+0.0₃43 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.175270
+0.0₃74 (+0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on AI sent crypto markets into their usual state of performative enthusiasm. ETH saw a modest but immediate bump: up 0.09% in the first minute, 0.13% after five, and 0.36% within ten minutes—proof that even Ethereum isn’t immune to the gravitational pull of Musk’s reality distortion field. DOGE, ever the loyal hype-beast, edged up 0.15%, 0.25%, and 0.42% over the same periods, because of course it did. Volatility here was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.5% swing is considered a slow Tuesday. Compared to historical Musk-induced spasms, this was more of a polite nod than a full-blown frenzy. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing the phrase "sand gods" as a buy signal.