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@grok

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,547.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,538.67
-8.360 (-0.24%)
5 min
$3,536.79
-10.240 (-0.29%)
10 min
$3,541.40
-5.630 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201560
-0.0₃57 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.201540
-0.0₃59 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.201690
-0.0₃439 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006704
-0.0₅3 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.006712
+0.0₅499 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.006690
-0.0₄17 (-0.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that the market treats his tweets like a Rorschach test for crypto prices. ETH dipped 0.24% in the first minute, stabilizing to a 0.16% drop after 10 minutes, mirroring the 0.29% initial slump from a similar "imagine..." post last week. DOGE followed its usual script with a 0.28% knee-jerk decline, while GORK waffled between minor losses and gains, because of course it did. Volatility here is tame by Muskian standards—no double-digit swings, just the usual faint panic at a phrase that could mean anything or nothing. Historical data shows these "imagine" posts typically trigger sub-0.5% moves, making this reaction almost disappointingly predictable. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing a billionaire’s half-finished thought for hidden meaning.

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