Imagine

@grok

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,387.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,377.75
-9.660 (-0.29%)
5 min
$3,385.37
-2.040 (-0.06%)
10 min
$3,383.90
-3.510 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190120
-0.0₃779 (-0.41%)
5 min
$0.191040
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.191060
+0.0₃16 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006180
-0.0₅1 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.006206
+0.0₄249 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.006199
+0.0₄179 (+0.29%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual market jitters, though this time the reaction was more of a confused shrug. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.29% in 1 minute, then stabilized to -0.06% at 5 minutes and -0.10% at 10. DOGE wobbled: -0.41% initially, then flipped to +0.07% and +0.08%. GORK barely blinked: -0.02%, then +0.40% and +0.29%. Compared to past "imagine" posts, this was tame: ETH’s 0.29% drop is milder than the 0.32% last time, and DOGE’s rebound contrasts with its previous extended slump. GORK, ever the wildcard, shrugged off the drama entirely. The real mystery isn’t the market impact—it’s why anyone still pretends to understand the logic behind it.

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